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January 5, 2017 Comments (0) GKB Songbook, Miscellaneous

Santa-Cup-in-Hand Baby!

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Santa Cup-in Hand Baby

By Baden Dangleberries, Arch-Lyricist-in-residence (on retainer)

(Sung to the tune of Ertha Kitt’s: “Santa Baby”)

 

Santa baby, slip a solo cup in my hand, for me

Been a good kickballer

Santa baby, it’s your turn for keg stands- alright

 

Santa baby, a table suitable for flip cup, beer too

I’ve waited all year, dear

Santa baby, it’s your turn for keg stands- alright

 

Think of all the balls I’ve missed

Think of all the beer that I haven’t pissed

Spring season I could be so good

If you’ll check off my Christmas list

 

Santa honey, I want a teammate who’s really very hot,

In see-through kickball gear

Santa baby, it’s your turn for keg stands- alright

 

Santa cutie, there’s one thing I really do good, catch well

With a cup in hand

Santa baby, it’s your turn for keg stands- alright

 

Santa baby, help me find my turf shoes and platinum beer stein

G’on draw the infield lines

Santa baby, it’s your turn for keg stands- alright

 

Santa Cup-in-Hand Tournament

I can use my Uber gift certificates

I think kickball and beer are grand

Watch my catch with my non-beer hand

 

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little think, your sleigh

The one with sober reindeer

Santa baby, it’s your turn for keg stands- alright

Hurry fetch the pitcher alright

Hurry, tonight

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