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February 10, 2017 Comments (0) GKB Songbook, Miscellaneous

For your further kickball-themed karaoke pleasure…

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Born To Play

By Baden Dangleberries, Arch-Lyricist-in-residence (on retainer)

(Sung to the tune of Lady Gaga’s “Born this Way”)

 

[Intro]

It doesn’t matter if you shank them

Or kick them F-O-U-L

Just put your tufts on

‘Cause you were born to play, baby

 

[Verse 1]

My mama told me when I was young

We are all born kickball stars

She washed my socks and put my jersey on

In the glass of her boudoir

 

“There’s nothin’ wrong with lovin’ who you are”

She said, “Cause your kicks are perfect, babe”

“So keep your boobs over balls and you’ll go far,

Listen to me when I say”

 

[Chorus]

You better get out my way

‘Cause I’ll get second base

I’m in the lineup, baby

I was born to play

 

Don’t play when fields are too wet

Just drink a beer and you’re set

I’m on the right track baby

I was born to play

 

[Post-chorus]

Ooo there ain’t no other way

Baby I was born to play

Baby I was born to play

Ooo there ain’t no other way

Baby I was born to play

I’m on the right track baby

I was born born to play

 

Don’t forget tag, catches are seen

Don’t forget tag, catches are seen

Don’t forget tag, catches are seen

Don’t run!

 

[Verse 2]

Give yourself practice

And kick it deep

Right field kid, you raise the roof

 

In the lore of holy kickball scripture

I must be myself, respect my boot!

 

A side-arm pitcher is not a sin

although the rules prohibit them (hey hey hey)

I love my life I love this record and

le mie palle sono rotondi

 

[Chorus]

With rubber balls you must play

‘Cause bar tabs must be paid

I’m on the right track baby

I was born to play

 

Don’t play when fields are too wet

Just drink a beer and you’re set

I’m on the right track baby

I was born to play

 

[Post-chorus]

Ooo there ain’t no other way

Baby I was born to play

Baby I was born to play

Ooo there ain’t no other way

Baby I was born-

I’m on the right track baby

I was born to play

 

[Bridge]

Don’t forget tag, catches are seen

Run like hell yo, or you get beamed

Line up, swing, kick, and take your base

You may get pegged, in your face

Whether sports’ disabilities

Left without a doctors release

Rejoice and rub yourself today

‘Cause baby you were born to play

 

No matter drunk, sober, hey guy,

Left-footed, gluten-free life

I’m on the right track baby

I was born to survive

Line up, swing, take your base

Turn up a cup with teammates

I’m on the right track baby

I’m born to make the save

 

[Chorus]

With rubber balls you must play

‘Cause bar tabs must be paid

I’m on the right track baby

I was born to play

 

Don’t play when fields are too wet

Just rub yourself and you’re set

I’m on the right track baby

I was born to play

 

[Post-chorus]

Ooo there ain’t no other way

Baby I was born to play

Baby I was born to play

Ooo there ain’t no other way

Baby I was born to play

I’m on the right track baby

I was born to play

 

[Outro]

I was born to play hey!

I was born to play hey!

I’m on the right track baby

I was born to play hey!

 

I was born to play hey!

I was born to play hey!

I’m on the right track baby

I was born to play hey!lady-gaga-born-to-play

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