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July 2, 2015 Comments (0) Featured, Miscellaneous, Player Tips

What’s in a Name? Choosing your GO Kickball Team Name

“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.” ― William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

One of the best parts of joining a GO Kickball league is picking a team name that represents who you are as a team. Team names can be self reflective, funny, punny, or downright offensive. Here is a list of some team names for you to consider for your next kickball season.


Drinkers With A Kicking Problem



I Got 99 Problems, But My Kick Ain’t One

The Thunder Chickens

Hot Dogs & Tacos



Brew’s Your Daddy

Bases May Not Be Loaded, But We Are

Saved by the Ball

Club Foot

Ballin Under the Influence


Pop Culture

E=MC Hammered

Sir Kicks A Lot

New Kicks on the Block




Chug Norris

Reba KickEntires

John Stamos

Pope Benekicks


Downright Offensive

Something Involving Butt Sex

Our Couches Pullout but We Don’t

Don’t Come on my Base

I Wanna Dip My Balls in It


Since we have provided you with a starter list, the ball is in your field. Print this list, grab your teammates and a pen and go to your local bar to strategize and decide.

I’ll leave you with final quote: “I read in a book once that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but I’ve never been able to believe it. I don’t believe a rose WOULD be as nice if it was called a thistle or a skunk cabbage.” ― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

So do you think a name is just a name? What are some of your favorite team names?

~Catalina Ontiveros

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